12 Days of [Third Year] Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Keele uni gave to me:  
Twelve near breakdowns
Eleven phone calls home
Ten pigs in blankets  
Nine essays written
Eight spots from stressing 

Seven prayers for patience
Six hours of sleeping
Five pj days
Four nights out missed out

Three meals good bye 

Two dissertations  
and a Cheerleading calendar